Atheists! What is a good spiritual hat to wear to Thanksgiving at the in-laws house?
Tuesday, February 16th, 2010 at
11:35 am
I want to convey the truth that I am superior intellectually, genetically and morally and in fact superior in every way that anyone can think of. So what’s the right hat? Maybe an elegant and undersated sombrero? Thanks for helping!!
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A bowler hat, naturally.
go with a “vaquero” hat
A paper Burger King crown should do the trick.
I once gave a friend a gigantic dildo for her birthday. (I’m a good friend.) It had a suction cup on one end. There was a bald man at the party who stuck it to his forehead.
I think that would be a good look for you at your in-laws house. It would definitely convey an image of superiority. At the very least, it would say, “I’ve got a big d!ck on my forehead!”
(((Schmecky!)))
The Fedora in your avatar would be perfect. It just screams out “I’M COOLER THAN YOU, DAMMIT!”
One of those fruit-bowl hats…you can’t go wrong with one of those…
Top hat and monocle.
Or a wizard’s hat.
Hi! I’ll sit on your face… er head for a minimal fee
I’d like to suggest a ski mask. Just because I think it would be hot to see your tongue without seeing your face. What do you say?
Daaaaaamn SHoward!! lmfao